Murder Mystery

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3 / 10 Cluedo Pieces
Were you the master of finding out that Professor Plum, made the murder in the Dining Room with the Candlestick? Well this is basically...

Baywatch

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Men in Black International

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3 / 10 Deneuralyzed Citizens
Yes I know what's on your mind. Can MIB be the same without Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? The answer is no it's...

The Predator

Mediocre Movies Rating: 2.5/4 Attached Limbs
Mediocre Movies Presents…Predator. This mediocre movie had promise, but alas, Shane Black – who was an actor in the original predator film – should have...

Frankenstein’s Army

Mediocre Movies Rating: 11/23 severed limbs in a barrel
Mediocre Movies Presents…Frankenstein’s Army Despite being a film that readers may not necessarily be familiar with, deep down you know Frankenstein’s Army. World War II,...

Kidnap

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 / 3 Revengeful Mums
A mother stops at nothing to recover her kidnapped son.

Godzilla

Mediocre Movies Rating: 72/110 Large Footprints
The world is beset by the appearance of monstrous creatures, but one of them may be the only one who can save humanity.

Miss Congeniality

Mediocre Movies Rating:
An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Men in Black ³

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3 / 5 Screaming Boglodites
When Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) escapes maximum security prison he's ready to take revenge on the man who took his arm and take...

The Meg

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1/2 Severed Bodies
If there's one thing I love more than Vegemite on toast, it's a B Grade Sci-Fi film and Jason Statham's hot accent. The Meg...