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Best Films to Watch on a Date

Got someone over and hoping that may you might get past first base? Well you don’t want a film that’s too entrhawling, and perhaps a film that’s a little hot. 😉

This is our curation of best films to watch when your Tinder date has asked to come around for a film. We’d like to introduce a new trend, Shitflix and Chill.


Mediocre Movies Rating:
10 / 15 Unsane Inmates
Imagine being locked in a mental asylum against your will. Everyone is telling you, you are crazy, but are you actually? I think this...

War Machine

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 4 Wars Not Won
Greg McMahon (Brad Pitt), seasoned General and recognised for effective leadership in the Iraq war is sent to Afghanistan to end an ongoing war...


Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 3 Psychopathic Friends
Mediocre Movies Presents... Described as “a B-movie with an A-level commitment to entertain” I have never been so stressed and so hooked into a movie...

The Laundromat

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 4 Bags of Money
Mediocre Movies Presents... Do you know how off-shore accounts and shell companies work? Well neither did. Don’t go just yet! Because as boring as those words...

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker

Mediocre Movies Rating:
25 / 52 Light Sabres
Oh the controversy! Scoring as average on Metacritic, opinions range from “This is my #1 Star Wars Movie” to “It’s just not a good...


Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Men in Black International

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 10 Deneuralyzed Citizens
Yes I know what's on your mind. Can MIB be the same without Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? The answer is no it's...

Miss Congeniality

Mediocre Movies Rating:
5 / 10 Laughing Snorts
Watching this film for the first time since early 2000’s I sit and cringe in my seat as it is a little too relatable....

No Reservations

Mediocre Movies Rating:
The life of a top chef changes when she becomes the guardian of her young niece.

You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 2 Hairy Balls
Never give up on your dreams. That's the moral of this slap stick, light hearted, Adam Sandler film. Zohan is a Middle Eastern assassin with...