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Best Films to Watch on a Date

Got someone over and hoping that may you might get past first base? Well you don’t want a film that’s too entrhawling, and perhaps a film that’s a little hot. 😉

This is our curation of best films to watch when your Tinder date has asked to come around for a film. We’d like to introduce a new trend, Shitflix and Chill.

Unsane

Mediocre Movies Rating:
10 / 15 Unsane Inmates
Imagine being locked in a mental asylum against your will. Everyone is telling you, you are crazy, but are you actually? I think this...

War Machine

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 4 Wars Not Won
Greg McMahon (Brad Pitt), seasoned General and recognised for effective leadership in the Iraq war is sent to Afghanistan to end an ongoing war...

Harpoon

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 3 Psychopathic Friends
Mediocre Movies Presents... Described as “a B-movie with an A-level commitment to entertain” I have never been so stressed and so hooked into a movie...

The Laundromat

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 4 Bags of Money
Mediocre Movies Presents... Do you know how off-shore accounts and shell companies work? Well neither did. Don’t go just yet! Because as boring as those words...

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker

Mediocre Movies Rating:
25 / 52 Light Sabres
Oh the controversy! Scoring as average on Metacritic, opinions range from “This is my #1 Star Wars Movie” to “It’s just not a good...

Baywatch

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Men in Black International

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 10 Deneuralyzed Citizens
Yes I know what's on your mind. Can MIB be the same without Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? The answer is no it's...

Miss Congeniality

Mediocre Movies Rating:
5 / 10 Laughing Snorts
Watching this film for the first time since early 2000’s I sit and cringe in my seat as it is a little too relatable....

No Reservations

Mediocre Movies Rating:
The life of a top chef changes when she becomes the guardian of her young niece.

You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 2 Hairy Balls
Never give up on your dreams. That's the moral of this slap stick, light hearted, Adam Sandler film. Zohan is a Middle Eastern assassin with...

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