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Films for Breakups

If you can’t properly see the TV screen through the ever-flowing river of tears and find it difficult to hear much because of all the wailing that’s occurring somewhere else in the house. These mediocre films help uplift spirits, and will often be silly enough to help you forget about whatstheirname-who-cares-they-were-no-good-for-you-anyway.

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker

Mediocre Movies Rating:
25 / 52 Light Sabres
Oh the controversy! Scoring as average on Metacritic, opinions range from “This is my #1 Star Wars Movie” to “It’s just not a good...

Fun with Dick and Jane

Mediocre Movies Rating:
10 / 32 patches of stolen grass
Like many of you out there living the American dream on the foundation of Wall Street’s somewhat wobbly legs, Dick Harper is just like...

Miss Congeniality

Mediocre Movies Rating:
5 / 10 Laughing Snorts
Watching this film for the first time since early 2000’s I sit and cringe in my seat as it is a little too relatable....

Get Hard

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 10 shivs up the bum
James King, rich white guy, hot wife, big house, stacks of cash. What more could a man want? Life is perfect until he's framed...

John Tucker Must Die

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Three ex-girlfriends of a serial cheater set up their former lover to fall for the new girl in town so they can watch him...

Dog Days

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Dog Days follows a group of interconnected people in Los Angeles who are brought together by their lovable canine counterparts.

The Spy Who Dumped Me

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 2 Best Mates
As if break-ups weren't already bad enough, imagine finding out that he broke up with you because he is C.I.A and people are out...


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Adam Jones (Bradley Cooper) is a chef who destroyed his career with drugs and diva behavior. He cleans up and returns to London, determined...

No Reservations

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The life of a top chef changes when she becomes the guardian of her young niece.

Escape Plan

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 6 Contraband Items
Two of the Expendables come together for the biggest heist of 2013. Personally I'm a big fan of this one despite it having some...