Crawl

Mediocre Movies Rating: 5 / 7 Gator Bites
There's something about the combination of killer animals and natural disasters that really grabs in me in. I went into this film expecting a...

Fun with Dick and Jane

Mediocre Movies Rating: 10 / 32 patches of stolen grass
Like many of you out there living the American dream on the foundation of Wall Street’s somewhat wobbly legs, Dick Harper is just like...

Oldboy

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3/8 Flailing Tentacles
In a very unusual step for Hollywood, the Spike Lee helmed Oldboy remake of it's Korean alternative is a perfect example of how great...

The Predator

Mediocre Movies Rating: 2.5/4 Attached Limbs
Mediocre Movies Presents…Predator. This mediocre movie had promise, but alas, Shane Black – who was an actor in the original predator film – should have...

Frankenstein’s Army

Mediocre Movies Rating: 11/23 severed limbs in a barrel
Mediocre Movies Presents…Frankenstein’s Army Despite being a film that readers may not necessarily be familiar with, deep down you know Frankenstein’s Army. World War II,...

Godzilla

Mediocre Movies Rating: 72/110 Large Footprints
The world is beset by the appearance of monstrous creatures, but one of them may be the only one who can save humanity.

Miss Congeniality

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An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Bad Boys II

Mediocre Movies Rating: 33 / 50 Rounds of Ammo
They're back and ready to rap. Bad Boys Mike (Will Smith) and Marcus (Martin Lawrence) have another larger than normal case to crack. This...

Get Hard

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3 / 10 shivs up the bum
James King, rich white guy, hot wife, big house, stacks of cash. What more could a man want? Life is perfect until he's framed...

John Tucker Must Die

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Three ex-girlfriends of a serial cheater set up their former lover to fall for the new girl in town so they can watch him...