The Joys of Mediocre Movies

Welcome to a website that revels in all that is cinematically average. While cool kids ironically watch terrible movies and chortle and cinephiles view overlooked films in dark basements, we scrutinise the most average films the world has ever known.

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Oldboy

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3/8 Flailing Tentacles
In a very unusual step for Hollywood, the Spike Lee helmed Oldboy remake of it's Korean alternative is a perfect example of how great premises are elegantly transformed into something that oozes mediocrity. This isn’t a terrible film by any means, it just contributes absolutely nothing new or interesting...

Jack Reacher

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A homicide investigator digs deeper into a case involving a trained military sniper who shot five random victims.

You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 2 Hairy Balls
Never give up on your dreams. That's the moral of this slap stick, light hearted, Adam Sandler film. Zohan is a Middle Eastern assassin with a big bush and buns of steel. His fighting skills break into the 4th dimension, as he pulls off moves that Neo from the Matrix...

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