The Joys of Mediocre Movies

Welcome to a website that revels in all that is cinematically average. While cool kids ironically watch terrible movies and chortle and cinephiles view overlooked films in dark basements, we scrutinise the most average films the world has ever known.

SEARCH THE PERFECT FILM BY MOOD

50 First Dates

Mediocre Movies Rating:
Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry thinks he's finally found the girl of his dreams until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the very next day.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Mediocre Movies Rating:
A substance designed to help the brain repair itself gives advanced intelligence to a chimpanzee who leads an ape uprising.

Maleficent

Mediocre Movies Rating:
A vengeful fairy is driven to curse an infant princess, only to discover that the child may be the one person who can restore peace to their troubled land.

Some 2019
Doozys

Most Viewed
By You

Make a Contribution.

We wanna know the most mediocre movie ever, as voted by you.

B MOVIE OF THE WEEK

PICTURE THIS

It’s Sunday afternoon. You’ve had a big one.

You might be feeling a bit hungover.

What do you want? I know what you want.

A mediocre movie.

OR CONNECT WITH US ELSEWHERE:

COOL BLOGS AND WHAT NOT

SOME RANDOM GOOD SHIT FILMS