The Joys of Mediocre Movies

Welcome to a website that revels in all that is cinematically average. While cool kids ironically watch terrible movies and chortle and cinephiles view overlooked films in dark basements, we scrutinise the most average films the world has ever known.

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Fun with Dick and Jane

Mediocre Movies Rating:
10 / 32 patches of stolen grass
Like many of you out there living the American dream on the foundation of Wall Street’s somewhat wobbly legs, Dick Harper is just like you. After being surprisingly instated as president of a large firm, it suddenly feels like everything is ‘Coming up Milhouse’. His wife Jane quits her...

Murder Mystery

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 10 Cluedo Pieces
Were you the master of finding out that Professor Plum, made the murder in the Dining Room with the Candlestick? Well this is basically a modern day adaption of the ultimate process of elimination, murder mystery. Nick (Adam Sandler) and wife Audrey (Jennifer Aniston), are like many married couple -...

Murder on Orient Express

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When a murder occurs on the train he's travelling on, celebrated detective Hercule Poirot is recruited to solve the case.

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