The Joys of Mediocre Movies

Welcome to a website that revels in all that is cinematically average. While cool kids ironically watch terrible movies and chortle and cinephiles view overlooked films in dark basements, we scrutinise the most average films the world has ever known.

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The Meg

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1/2 Severed Bodies
If there's one thing I love more than Vegemite on toast, it's a B Grade Sci-Fi film and Jason Statham's hot accent. The Meg is like your other overly sized, over the top, sci-fi films. It brings a a few laughs, a bit of suspense and a sprinkle of...

Snakes on a Plane

Mediocre Movies Rating:
100 / 310 Agressive Slithery Bois
Okay this is just fucking hilarious. Between the matrix style soundtrack that plays in the “action” scenes, the piano tunes for the “heartfelt” conversations, and the completely unrealistic, to-the-script one liners, this film has perfected the B-Movie recipe. The film starts by introducing a number main characters that fits...

Chicken Little

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After ruining his reputation with the town, a courageous chicken must come to the rescue of his fellow citizens when aliens start an invasion.

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