The Joys of Mediocre Movies

Welcome to a website that revels in all that is cinematically average. While cool kids ironically watch terrible movies and chortle and cinephiles view overlooked films in dark basements, we scrutinise the most average films the world has ever known.

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Rampage

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50 / 72 Dwayne Johnsaon Dumb One-liners
As an animal lover, there’s not much I love more than a SUPER BIG animal film. In this action filled piece Dwayne Johnson plays Primatologist, Davis, who loves the closest animal to our own species more than his own kind. Studying and even communicating with a number of gorillas...

Annabelle: Creation

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12 years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into their home, where they soon become the target of the dollmaker's possessed creation, Annabelle.

Olympus Has Fallen

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Disgraced Secret Service agent (and former presidential guard) Mike Banning finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack; using his inside knowledge, Banning works with national security to rescue the President from his kidnappers.

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