The Joys of Mediocre Movies

Welcome to a website that revels in all that is cinematically average. While cool kids ironically watch terrible movies and chortle and cinephiles view overlooked films in dark basements, we scrutinise the most average films the world has ever known.

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Watchmen

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In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it.

Terminator Salvation

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In 2018, a mysterious new weapon in the war against the machines, half-human and half-machine, comes to John Connor on the eve of a resistance attack on Skynet. But whose side is he on, and can he be trusted?

Men in Black ³

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3 / 5 Screaming Boglodites

When Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) escapes maximum security prison he's ready to take revenge on the man who took his arm and take over the world. Boris's personality is probably like your angry great uncle - blames the world for his misfortunes and will likely flip the table...