Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker

Mediocre Movies Rating:
25 / 52 Light Sabres
Oh the controversy! Scoring as average on Metacritic, opinions range from “This is my #1 Star Wars Movie” to “It’s just not a good...

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 2 Loveable Frenemys
Agent, Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) and assasin, Shaw (Jason Statham) are brought together to retrieve a super virus that melts insides. The two are immediate...

Baywatch

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Fun with Dick and Jane

Mediocre Movies Rating:
10 / 32 patches of stolen grass
Like many of you out there living the American dream on the foundation of Wall Street’s somewhat wobbly legs, Dick Harper is just like...

Men in Black International

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 10 Deneuralyzed Citizens
Yes I know what's on your mind. Can MIB be the same without Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? The answer is no it's...

Yes Man

Mediocre Movies Rating:
Infinite / 5 Yes's
Carl is a man, like many of us, stuck in a rut. His constant lying and pessimism makes his life simply miserable. His friends...

Fast and the Furious

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3/5 red RX7s
Mediocre Movies Presents...Fast and the Furious This is a mediocre film I hold near and dear to my heart. Fostered by a highly embarrassing teenage...

The Predator

Mediocre Movies Rating:
2.5/4 Attached Limbs
Mediocre Movies Presents…Predator. This mediocre movie had promise, but alas, Shane Black – who was an actor in the original predator film – should have...

Miss Congeniality

Mediocre Movies Rating:
5 / 10 Laughing Snorts
Watching this film for the first time since early 2000’s I sit and cringe in my seat as it is a little too relatable....

Bad Boys II

Mediocre Movies Rating:
33 / 50 Rounds of Ammo
They're back and ready to rap. Bad Boys Mike (Will Smith) and Marcus (Martin Lawrence) have another larger than normal case to crack. This...

COOL BLOGS AND WHAT NOT