Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Baywatch

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Fun with Dick and Jane

Mediocre Movies Rating: 10 / 32 patches of stolen grass
Like many of you out there living the American dream on the foundation of Wall Street’s somewhat wobbly legs, Dick Harper is just like...

Men in Black International

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3 / 10 Deneuralyzed Citizens
Yes I know what's on your mind. Can MIB be the same without Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? The answer is no it's...

Yes Man

Mediocre Movies Rating: Infinite / 5 Yes's
Carl is a man, like many of us, stuck in a rut. His constant lying and pessimism makes his life simply miserable. His friends...

Fast and the Furious

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3/5 red RX7s
Mediocre Movies Presents...Fast and the Furious This is a mediocre film I hold near and dear to my heart. Fostered by a highly embarrassing teenage...

The Predator

Mediocre Movies Rating: 2.5/4 Attached Limbs
Mediocre Movies Presents…Predator. This mediocre movie had promise, but alas, Shane Black – who was an actor in the original predator film – should have...

Miss Congeniality

Mediocre Movies Rating:
An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Bad Boys II

Mediocre Movies Rating: 33 / 50 Rounds of Ammo
They're back and ready to rap. Bad Boys Mike (Will Smith) and Marcus (Martin Lawrence) have another larger than normal case to crack. This...

The Meg

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1/2 Severed Bodies
If there's one thing I love more than Vegemite on toast, it's a B Grade Sci-Fi film and Jason Statham's hot accent. The Meg...

The Spy Who Dumped Me

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 / 2 Best Mates
As if break-ups weren't already bad enough, imagine finding out that he broke up with you because he is C.I.A and people are out...