Baywatch

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Fun with Dick and Jane

Mediocre Movies Rating: 10 / 32 patches of stolen grass
Like many of you out there living the American dream on the foundation of Wall Street’s somewhat wobbly legs, Dick Harper is just like...

Men in Black International

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3 / 10 Deneuralyzed Citizens
Yes I know what's on your mind. Can MIB be the same without Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? The answer is no it's...

Yes Man

Mediocre Movies Rating: Infinite / 5 Yes's
Carl is a man, like many of us, stuck in a rut. His constant lying and pessimism makes his life simply miserable. His friends...

Fast and the Furious

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3/5 red RX7s
Mediocre Movies Presents...Fast and the Furious This is a mediocre film I hold near and dear to my heart. Fostered by a highly embarrassing teenage...

The Predator

Mediocre Movies Rating: 2.5/4 Attached Limbs
Mediocre Movies Presents…Predator. This mediocre movie had promise, but alas, Shane Black – who was an actor in the original predator film – should have...

Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 / 3 Billion Blonde Haired Boys
After the death of his uncle, the 14-year-old schoolboy Alex Rider is forced by the Special Operations Division of the UK's secret intelligence service,...

Miss Congeniality

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An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Bad Boys II

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They're back and ready to rap. Bad Boys Mike (Will Smith) and Marcus (Martin Lawrence) have another larger than normal case to crack. This...

Ice Age: Collision Course

Mediocre Movies Rating: 6/10 Melting Icebergs
Manny, Diego, and Sid join up with Buck to fend off a meteor strike that would destroy the world.