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Mimic

Mediocre Movies Rating: 43 / 102 Bugs
You know when you accidentally do the science experiment wrong in class and only get a C for participation? Well, nothing compares to the...

Crawl

Mediocre Movies Rating: 5 / 7 Gator Bites
There's something about the combination of killer animals and natural disasters that really grabs in me in. I went into this film expecting a...

Baywatch

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Fun with Dick and Jane

Mediocre Movies Rating: 10 / 32 patches of stolen grass
Like many of you out there living the American dream on the foundation of Wall Street’s somewhat wobbly legs, Dick Harper is just like...

Men in Black International

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3 / 10 Deneuralyzed Citizens
Yes I know what's on your mind. Can MIB be the same without Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? The answer is no it's...

Yes Man

Mediocre Movies Rating: Infinite / 5 Yes's
Carl is a man, like many of us, stuck in a rut. His constant lying and pessimism makes his life simply miserable. His friends...

Fast and the Furious

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3/5 red RX7s
Mediocre Movies Presents...Fast and the Furious This is a mediocre film I hold near and dear to my heart. Fostered by a highly embarrassing teenage...

Oldboy

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3/8 Flailing Tentacles
In a very unusual step for Hollywood, the Spike Lee helmed Oldboy remake of it's Korean alternative is a perfect example of how great...

The Predator

Mediocre Movies Rating: 2.5/4 Attached Limbs
Mediocre Movies Presents…Predator. This mediocre movie had promise, but alas, Shane Black – who was an actor in the original predator film – should have...

Frankenstein’s Army

Mediocre Movies Rating: 11/23 severed limbs in a barrel
Mediocre Movies Presents…Frankenstein’s Army Despite being a film that readers may not necessarily be familiar with, deep down you know Frankenstein’s Army. World War II,...