Crawl

Mediocre Movies Rating: 5 / 7 Gator Bites
There's something about the combination of killer animals and natural disasters that really grabs in me in. I went into this film expecting a...

Baywatch

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Fun with Dick and Jane

Mediocre Movies Rating: 10 / 32 patches of stolen grass
Like many of you out there living the American dream on the foundation of Wall Street’s somewhat wobbly legs, Dick Harper is just like...

Oldboy

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3/8 Flailing Tentacles
In a very unusual step for Hollywood, the Spike Lee helmed Oldboy remake of it's Korean alternative is a perfect example of how great...

Frankenstein’s Army

Mediocre Movies Rating: 11/23 severed limbs in a barrel
Mediocre Movies Presents…Frankenstein’s Army Despite being a film that readers may not necessarily be familiar with, deep down you know Frankenstein’s Army. World War II,...

Sleight

Mediocre Movies Rating: 23 / 40 Kool Trix
A young street magician (Jacob Latimore) is left to care for his little sister after their parents' passing, and turns to illegal activities to...

Kidnap

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 / 3 Revengeful Mums
A mother stops at nothing to recover her kidnapped son.

Godzilla

Mediocre Movies Rating: 72/110 Large Footprints
The world is beset by the appearance of monstrous creatures, but one of them may be the only one who can save humanity.

The Matrix Revolutions

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1/3 Blue Pills
The human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front...

Bad Boys II

Mediocre Movies Rating:
They're back and ready to rap. Bad Boys Mike (Will Smith) and Marcus (Martin Lawrence) have another larger than normal case to crack. This...