Harpoon

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 3 Psychopathic Friends
Mediocre Movies Presents... Described as “a B-movie with an A-level commitment to entertain” I have never been so stressed and so hooked into a movie...

The Laundromat

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 4 Bags of Money
Mediocre Movies Presents... Do you know how off-shore accounts and shell companies work? Well neither did. Don’t go just yet! Because as boring as those words...

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker

Mediocre Movies Rating:
25 / 52 Light Sabres
Oh the controversy! Scoring as average on Metacritic, opinions range from “This is my #1 Star Wars Movie” to “It’s just not a good...

Crawl

Mediocre Movies Rating:
5 / 7 Gator Bites
There's something about the combination of killer animals and natural disasters that really grabs in me in. I went into this film expecting a...

Baywatch

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Fun with Dick and Jane

Mediocre Movies Rating:
10 / 32 patches of stolen grass
Like many of you out there living the American dream on the foundation of Wall Street’s somewhat wobbly legs, Dick Harper is just like...

Oldboy

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3/8 Flailing Tentacles
In a very unusual step for Hollywood, the Spike Lee helmed Oldboy remake of it's Korean alternative is a perfect example of how great...

Frankenstein’s Army

Mediocre Movies Rating:
11/23 severed limbs in a barrel
Mediocre Movies Presents…Frankenstein’s Army Despite being a film that readers may not necessarily be familiar with, deep down you know Frankenstein’s Army. World War II,...

Kidnap

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 3 Revengeful Mums
A mother stops at nothing to recover her kidnapped son.

Godzilla

Mediocre Movies Rating:
72/110 Large Footprints
The world is beset by the appearance of monstrous creatures, but one of them may be the only one who can save humanity.

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