Crawl

Mediocre Movies Rating: 5 / 7 Gator Bites
There's something about the combination of killer animals and natural disasters that really grabs in me in. I went into this film expecting a...

Baywatch

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Fun with Dick and Jane

Mediocre Movies Rating: 10 / 32 patches of stolen grass
Like many of you out there living the American dream on the foundation of Wall Street’s somewhat wobbly legs, Dick Harper is just like...

Oldboy

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3/8 Flailing Tentacles
In a very unusual step for Hollywood, the Spike Lee helmed Oldboy remake of it's Korean alternative is a perfect example of how great...

Frankenstein’s Army

Mediocre Movies Rating: 11/23 severed limbs in a barrel
Mediocre Movies Presents…Frankenstein’s Army Despite being a film that readers may not necessarily be familiar with, deep down you know Frankenstein’s Army. World War II,...

Kidnap

Mediocre Movies Rating: 1 / 3 Revengeful Mums
A mother stops at nothing to recover her kidnapped son.

Godzilla

Mediocre Movies Rating: 72/110 Large Footprints
The world is beset by the appearance of monstrous creatures, but one of them may be the only one who can save humanity.

Bad Boys II

Mediocre Movies Rating: 33 / 50 Rounds of Ammo
They're back and ready to rap. Bad Boys Mike (Will Smith) and Marcus (Martin Lawrence) have another larger than normal case to crack. This...

Piranha

Mediocre Movies Rating: 8 / 11 Pointy Teeth
You know how they say you shouldn't flush your fish down the toilet? Well this is WHY! One day Bubbles the gold fish is...

Horrible Bosses

Mediocre Movies Rating: 3 / 4 Worlds Worst Boss Mugs
You ever just want to walk into work, pour a hot cup of coffee and then "accidentally" spill it all over your bosses brand...