Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Hungover

Films for Hangovers

Brain falling out of your skull? Stomach feeling a little woozy? We got you. This is a list of our most brain-numbing, silly, absurd, but not too absurd films that will take your brain into another world and away from the toilet bowl.

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 2 Loveable Frenemys
Agent, Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) and assasin, Shaw (Jason Statham) are brought together to retrieve a super virus that melts insides. The two are immediate...

Baywatch

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 Blonde Hair Boobies / 2
Why am I here for this film? I don't know. Perhaps it's Zac Efron's (Brad) face and surprisingly larger than normal biceps, or maybe...

Yes Man

Mediocre Movies Rating:
Infinite / 5 Yes's
Carl is a man, like many of us, stuck in a rut. His constant lying and pessimism makes his life simply miserable. His friends...

Fast and the Furious

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3/5 red RX7s
Mediocre Movies Presents...Fast and the Furious This is a mediocre film I hold near and dear to my heart. Fostered by a highly embarrassing teenage...

The Meg

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1/2 Severed Bodies
If there's one thing I love more than Vegemite on toast, it's a B Grade Sci-Fi film and Jason Statham's hot accent. The Meg...

Get Hard

Mediocre Movies Rating:
3 / 10 shivs up the bum
James King, rich white guy, hot wife, big house, stacks of cash. What more could a man want? Life is perfect until he's framed...

The Spy Who Dumped Me

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 2 Best Mates
As if break-ups weren't already bad enough, imagine finding out that he broke up with you because he is C.I.A and people are out...

Scary Movie

Mediocre Movies Rating:
5 / 12 Bad Horror FIlm Adaptions
A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

Tag

Mediocre Movies Rating:
32 / 42 Tag You're It!
Are you still living in the 1980's? Still living as if lollies were 5 cents from the corner store, and your only care in...

Skyscraper

Mediocre Movies Rating:
1 / 2 Big Biceps
Global icon Dwayne Johnson leads the cast of Legendary's SKYSCRAPER as former FBI Hostage Rescue Team leader and U.S. war veteran Will Sawyer, who...

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